Can A Hotel Stay Cure Heartbreak?

By Rebecca Cox

3 months ago

Check into The Heartbreak Hotel


Ever wished there was a tried and tested formula to get over a broken heart? If the cry-it-out method isn’t working for you, you could always book onto this hotel’s new ‘Heartbreak Hotel package’. We predict that this leave-the-country approach will particularly appeal to emotionally-avoidant types… 

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The Heartbreak Hotel Package At Perdue Hotel

So, how are we overcoming heartbreak with a holiday? The Heartbreak Hotel package at Perdue Hotel in Southern Turkey promises a ‘healing retreat’ for ‘personal rejuvenation and self-discovery’. During the five-night stay, guests will stay in tented seafront villas with coastal views and private pools. (Already, the heart is feeling a little more buoyant.) Butler service means there’s no need for venturing out if it’s solitude you need to heal, with hidden relaxation areas for further self-reflection. 

But a secluded seafront stay can only go so far. Astrological guidance may also be required, and you’ll find that here, too. Perdue’s resident astronomer will provide a personal session to provide insight and guidance to move forward, as well as suggesting a tailored programme of activities based on your individual star chart. 

As well as the private session with an astrologer, the package also includes one private yoga lesson and meditation, plus two massages in the sea-view spa. (The ex is a distant memory now, no?) There’s also hiking in the surrounding remote hillside, plus plenty of local, seasonal cuisine (a welcome upgrade on the usual post-break-up comfort eating).  

BOOK IT: The Heartbreak Hotel programme starts from 2,290 Euros (approx. £1,923), and includes a five-night stay at Perdue by Naturally Luxurious Getaway on a bed & breakfast basis. To enquire, email [email protected] or visit perdue.com.tr

Want To Heal Closer To Home?

If jetting off to Turkey isn’t possible right now, how about a little heartbreak staycation? Because, while a personal astrologer sounds delightful, there’s nothing as healing as a hotel breakfast, is there? Here are three UK boltholes for a post-break-up treat. 

Exterior of THE PIG-at Harlyn Bay

The Pig at Harlyn Bay, Padstow

The Pig at Harlyn Bay, Padstow

Earmarked as Fiona Duncan’s ‘favourite Pig’ in this year’s Great British & Irish Hotels Guide, The PIG at Harlyn Bay is makes for a gorgeous post-break-up bolt-hole near Padstow, Cornwall, featuring dramatic slate walls and luxe and cosy interiors. It offers comfy rooms, a focus on hyper-local cuisine and amenities like a Kitchen Garden and treatment huts, making for a charming coastal retreat to heal from a broken heart. thepighotel.com

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The Hari, London Studio King Suite

The Hari, London, Studio King Suite

The Hari, London

No time to leave the city to heal? No problem. The Hari in London offers the perfect post-breakup retreat. The decor is chic and cosy, with art by the likes of Tracey Emin and Mario Testino and the Garden Terrace and Il Pampero restaurant serving up delicious (and strong) cocktails to lift your spirits. With its central Belgravia location, you can easily explore the leafy streets of West London or hibernate in style, allowing yourself time to heal and recover. The enormous in-room baths make for the perfect heartbroken soak, too; put that love song playlist on and let it all out. thehari.com

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Red brick house in countryside

Felin Fach Griffin, Brecon

Felin Fach Griffin, Brecon, Wales

Want to go off-grid and disappear for a bit? Felin Fach Griffin is an ideal sanctuary for the heartbroken. Nestled in the expansive Welsh countryside, it offers home-away-from-home comforting accommodations and stunning views to promote a calm mind. The warm, inviting atmosphere and friendly staff provide a comforting environment, while the on-site pub serves hearty meals and local ales; the ultimate comfort food. With peaceful walks nearby, it’s a perfect place to reflect and heal. And there may not be an on-site astrologer, but gazing up at the night sky there may be guidance to be found in the stars. felinfachgriffin.co.uk

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